Back in her youth, Maureen was a gymnast. I believe she broke her wrist doing gynmastics. That same day, she received the Gymnast of the Month. Was that a coincidence? I don't know, but Maureen seems to think so.
In my younger days, I was quite flexible. After several cocktails, it didn't take much prodding from my hockey team mates to do the splits. I even did one on a back street in Las Vegas on the walk from The Las Vegas Hilton to The Stardust (R.I.P.). I even did my world famous split, against Maureen's wishes, at one of her birthday parties.
As you can see, Little Mr. Jones seems to have inherited our skills. Watch out Mitch Gaylord! Johnny's going to star in American Anthem 2!
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