John and His Future Mother-In-Law

John and I spent some quality father-son time this morning while Maureen went to prepare her classroom for the school year. In between his fits of crying, we had an important talk about his future. Whilst discussing his betrothal, his future mother-in-law, Heidi Klum, came on the screen. He had a stopped his caterwauling and just chilled. I think his future with Leni will be just fine. He already likes his mother-in-law.

An Open Letter to Heidi and Seal

If you are ever in need for an escort to a cotillion or a debutante ball for Leni, please feel free to contact us. John will be available and will know how to dance. His mother will see to that. Yes, he is a few years younger than Leni, but he'll be ready for the call.

Or, if you'd like a playmate for Henry and/or Johann, please let us know. Once again, he's a couple of years younger than your sons, but he'll be just as rough and tumble as any in no time.