The Belgians are an interesting people. Their country is between France and the Netherlands. They don't know if they are French, Dutch, Flemish, or Walloon. Plus, Jean Claude Van Damme was born there. He recently claimed to be a major brand...where, in Flanders? Wallonia?
In Brussels, there is a fountain called the Manneken Pis. Basically, it's a little boy peeing. If memory serves, my eldest brother brought a small working replica home from his trip to Europe in the mid eighties. I remember watching it squirt water and thinking it was the funniest thing.
Enough of my woolgathering, I really should get to the point of this post and how does it relate to J.D. Gonzalez. Earlier today, Maureen was changing a diaper that had been soiled. There was a little clump of yellow, seedy poop. As she was finishing, our John turned into the Manneken Pis. It just shot up out of nowhere, but that's not the best part.
The best part is that John peed on the cover of OK! Magazine that featured Jamie Lynn Spears on the cover with her baby Maddie. It's clear that John is quite a conservative young lad that doesn't approve of the glorification of teen pregnancy wrought by magazines like this one. It was quite reminiscent of the film History of the World Part I where the world's first art critic shows his displeasure with a cave painting by peeing on it.
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