Dancing King

John is going to have to learn to be a great dancer if he's going to be an escort at debutante balls when he's a little older. I'd say this is a pretty good start.

Well, he's far superior to Jean Claude Van Damme. He can't quite do the Van Damme split just yet, but we are working on his flexibility. One day, he'll win American Idol and So You Think You Can Dance. A couple of years later when his star begins to fade, he'll go on Dancing with the Stars and win that. John is like a force of nature. He can't be stopped. Some have called me a scary stage dad like that guy on American Idol, but I like to think of it as being proactively involved in the future success of my son.