Friday, January 23, 2009

A Big Day - Don't Read If You Are Sensitive or Squeamish

Now, I'm not going to post a picture (even though I did take one). Our little boy who has been eating his rice cereal for the past week was a bit constipated for the last couple of days. This morning, he gave our a howl and cried a bit. The Mrs. checked his diaper and found a green-yellow nugget. It was John's first solid bowel movement. Only a father would be proud of something like that. It's like that episode of South Park where Stan's father is obsessed with a rather large bowel movement and all the men were equally entranced.

Anywho, later in the evening, John pushed forth an additional nugget. As Maureen went to change him, he continued to make a little sausage shaped piece (Klee Irwin of Dual Action Cleanse Fame would be proud). As Maureen pulled out a second clean diaper since he'd soiled the last one, he decided to let loose with more. He needed to make up for not going for two days.

As I said, only a father would be proud of something like this.

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