Sorry to all you wrestling fans that were looking for something on the late Kurt Hennig, this is a blog about my son, John Dockweiler Gonzalez. He's our Mr. Perfect and since Kurt Hennig is dead, I stake my claim to the name for John!!Anywho, John's teething right now (although Grammy Brady doesn't think so. she thinks it's gas. she blames everything on gas.). He has all the symptoms (runny stool, slight fever, rubbing the gums), but we still do not have any teeth. How am I supposed to teach him to be a carnivore (NOT AN OMNIVORE AND GOD FORBID AN HERBIVORE!!) like me. Meatatarians like me need to teach the youth about the joys of eating meat. There's nothing like biting into a good steak and enjoying the savory flavor. When John watches us eat, he starts smacking his gums like he wants to try what we are eating. Maureen won't let me give him anything. Oh well, his six month check up is on Tuesday morning. After that, Dr. K will let us feed him mushy foods like cereal and mush.
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