If you listen closely, you'll hear Maureen make an interesting comment within the opening seconds of this clip. John relieved himself. Fortunately, the stream wasn't too strong. It was barely a trickle that resembled that of a broken down water fountain at a Catholic elementary school that's been in dire need of repairs for 20-years.
John is learning to enjoy his baths. If he ever plans to graduate from the Handsome Boy School of Modeling and join the likes of Hansel, Zoolander, Markus, or that black guy from the Unbreak My Heart Video (his name escapes me at the moment, but he was also in Britney Spears' Toxic video), he'll have to learn to enjoy his beauty treatments.
A funny thing (aside from his little trickle of pee) happened. Just as Maureen placed him in the water, John literally floated an air biscuit. He created a little stream of bubbles that reminded me of a really bad episode of Blind Date where the dates would end up in a jacuzzi at Splash on Third Street. It also reminded me of every single episode of that bad spanish knock off of blind date called Buscando Amor where they'd ALWAYS wind up in a jacuzzi at the Sportsman's Lodge in Studio City. He continued to toot to his hearts desire. When he's out of the water and releases a bottom burp, he ususally smiles. He's already on his way to being like 95% of the men in the world who enjoy a good fart joke.
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I was watching a Baby Story (hey, I sit on the couch with a baby in my arms alot these days) and the dad said something about the baby pooping in his bath and I was like, "Dear Lord, that thought didn't even occur to me!" And now every time I give Charla a bath, I am just waiting for it. The joys of parenthood.
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