Sunday, November 16, 2008

The Wit & Wisdom of Matthew David Gonzalez


MD Gonzalez is also known as my Godson. This is a photo from his time of service as a ring bearer at our wedding. He's a little older than this photo, but he looks quite sharp in this photo.


Yesterday, we had the pleasure of being entertained with his charm and style. On the drive over to the luncheon, we had this following exchange:


Ed: Matthew, are you going to have some aye aye aye sauce (his term for hot sauce)?

Matthew: No, I've tried that once and I'm never going to try aye aye aye sauce ever again.

Maureen: But, Matthew, aye aye aye sauce will put hair on your chest.

Matthew: Well, I'm not going to eat any.

Ed: Don't you want hair on your chest.

Matthew: Well, yes, I do want hair on my chest, but I don't want to get it that way.

As if that wasn't enough to entertain, later he gave us these good words after he'd given a piece of cake to someone:


Matthew: I just gave a piece of cake to an elderly person. May I have some?


That boy is going places.

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